You're Just Hopeless Enough...

I was just talking to Victoria on Facebook, about the FVK tattoo I am getting on June 10th for my birthday. I told her and how I was having trouble finding a good font for it.

So, she went out and found me one. I would post it here….BUT I DON’T WANT ANYONE TO GET IT BEFORE ME. Let me just say, when you see it and know the name of the font that was used….it’s soo perfect, I screamed when she showed me it.

So yep, my FVKuddle bud Victoria….designed my tattoo.

I feel really fuckin’ awesome about this. Can’t wait for you to see it, it’s fab. ;;

11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!

me when I was 11: omg did i forget to feed my neopet this morning

You know what, you’re right. Pete Wentz is such a douche bag.

dontletthemseeyourback:

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I will ALWAYS reblog this post

I love this man more than ANYONE will EVER understand.

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                      Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.

                      Boy: I know.

                      Girl: I love you! 

                      Boy: I love you more! 

                       *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.* 

                      Girl: Where is he? 

                      Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart? 

                      Girl: (Starts crying) 

                      Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
                    
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                      Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

                      Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

                      Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

                      Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

                      Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..

                      Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

                      An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

                      A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

                      Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.

                      An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

                      A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

                      Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

                      An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......

                      Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'

                      Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

                      Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...

                      A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

                      A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.

                      Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. 

                      An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're  everywhere

                      Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.

                      Sherlock: You have two cows. That one has grass stains on its leg, meaning it's been to pasture lately. He's also staring at me, mesmerized by my cheekbones obviously. John, put the jam down, and stop blogging. I have to eye-fuck Moriarty before jumping off a building and breaking your heart.
                    
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YOLO - You only live o-

                      Harry Potter: Hi.

                      Voldemort: Ehem.

                      Dean Winchester: bitch please

                      Sam Winchester: Um, you're not exactly right.

                      John Winchester: I wish.

                      Castiel: I'm an angel of the lord.

                      Demons from the Supernatural: Hah.

                      Bobby Singer: Idjts!

                      The Doctor: Hello, I'm the Doctor.

                      Gandalf: Hahaha.

                      The Greek Gods: Excuse us.

                      Sherlock: I beg to differ.

                      Sean Bean: LOL

                      Captain Jack Harkness: Bitch, please.

                      Rory: Forgetting someone?

                      Optimus Prime: Bitches please.
                    
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She’s so up

Have you ever met a girl who turned your world into a playground? She does her dance in devil’s hooves and strike you dead before you lay down. Now the time is right now. What’s the answer to this cancer? The nail is in the coffin and the darling has the hummer.

Stupid with you

I’m a mess. I’m afraid, but you keep popping bubbles inside me. I confess, it’s okay I kind of like this clumsy game we play. You amaze me, the reason why I’m acting so crazy. ‘Cause butterflies and tingles invade me. I will be myself tonight.

All this and Heaven too

With all my education I can’t seem to command it and the words are all skipping and coming back all damaged. I will put them back in poetry if I only knew how. I can’t seem to understand it and I would give all this and heaven too. I would give it all if only for a moment that I could just understand the meaning of the word you see. ‘Cause I’ve been scrawling it forever but it never makes sense to me at all.

Slow dance

This is not my strogest point that she knows. She pardons me for stepping on her toes. I heard she’s a pageant queen, so what’s she doing dancing with me? I hope time could stop, its hard for me to breath. She’s really falling in love with me. What should i say? What should i do?

Anywhere

Dear my love, haven’t you wanted to be with me? And dear my love, haven’t you longed to be free? I can’t keep pretending that I don’t even know you and at sweet night, you are my own. Take my hand we’re leaving here tonight. There’s no need to tell anyone, they’d only hold us down. So by the morning light we’ll be half way to anywhere, where love is more than just your name.

One and only

I dare you to let me be your, your one and only. Promise I’m worthy to hold in your arms, so come on and give me a chance to prove that I’m the one who can walk that mile until the end starts.

Call me irresponsible

Call me irresponsible. Call me unreliable, throw in undependable, too. Do my foolish alibis bore you? Well, I’m not too clever, I just adore you.

Breathe

My hands shake clasped with fear, as you come near to say goodnight, just like a dove. A peaceful sign. To help us by, as you come in, let this begin. Stars fall like dust, our lips will touch, we speak too much. Did you know that I love you? Come and lay with me. I love you. Honesty, I love you. You make me feel alive, and I’ll love you until the end of time.

She’s so high above me

She’s so high above me, she’s blood, flesh and bone, no tucks or silicone. She’s touch, smell, sight, taste and sound but somehow I can’t believe that anything should happen. I know where I belong and nothing’s gonna happen. First class and fancy free, she’s high society. She’s got the best of everything. What could a guy like me ever really offer? She’s perfect as she can be, why should I even bother?

The only exception

Maybe I know somewhere deep in my soul that love never lasts and we’ve got to find other ways to make it alone. Or keep a straight face. I’ve always lived like this keeping a comfortable distance. Up until now I’ve sworn to myself that I’m content with loneliness because none of it was ever worth the risk. Well you are the only exception.

It will rain

There’s no religion that could save me no matter how long my knees are on the floor. So keep in mind all the sacrifices I’m makin’ to keep you by my side, to keep you from walkin’ out the door. ’Cause there’ll be no sunlight if I lose you, baby. There’ll be no clear skies if I lose you, baby. Just like the clouds my eyes will do the same, if you walk away. Everyday it’ll rain.

Arms

How many times will you let me change my mind and turn around? I can’t decide if I’ll let you save my life or if I’ll drown. I hope that you see right through my walls, I hope that you catch me, ‘cause I’m already falling. I’ll never let a love get so close. You put your arms around me and I’m home. The world is coming down on me and I can’t find a reason to be loved, I never wanna leave you but I can’t make you bleed if I’m alone.

Slow dancing in a burning room

We’re going down, and you can see it too. We’re going down, and you know that we’re doomed. My dear, we’re slow dancing in a burning room. I was the one you always dreamed of, you were the one I tried to draw. How dare you say it’s nothing to me! Baby, you’re the only light I ever saw.

Alone in this bed

I’ve got the feeling that this will never cease, living in these pictures it never comes with ease. I swear that if I could make this right you’d be back by now. Tonight I’m screaming out to the stars He knows he owes me a favor. It doesn’t matter where you are you’ll be mine again. I wish I can hear your voice and don’t leave me alone in this bed. I wish I could touch you once more and don’t leave me alone in this bed.

Not your fault

I’m a fight with myself till I’m bleeding. Just a taste of your skin starts the healing. Anyone from my past get your ammo. Find my sun in the dark side ff my shadow. This love found us now I see it. This love up down. Please believe.

Iris

I’d give up forever to touch you ‘cause I know that you feel me somehow you’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t want to go home right now. And all I can taste is this moment. And all I can breathe is your life ‘cause sooner or later it’s over I just don’t want to miss you tonight.

Life after you

Last time we talked, the night that I walked, burns like an iron in the back of my mind. I must’ve been high to say you and I weren’t meant to be and just wasting my time. Oh, why did I ever doubt you? You know I would die here without you.

A thousand years

I have died everyday waiting for you. Darling don’t be afraid I have loved you, for a thousand years. I’ll love you for a thousand more and all along I believed I would find you. Time has brought your heart to me, I have loved you for a thousand years. I’ll love you for a thousand more.

Come what may

Never knew I could feel like this, like I’ve never seen the sky before. I want to vanish inside your kiss. Every day I love more and more. Listen to my heart, can you hear it sing? Telling me to give you everything, seasons may change; winter to spring, but I love you until the end of time. Come what may I will love you until my dying day.

I’ll be waiting

Let me stay here for just one more night, build your world around me and pull me to the light. So I can tell you that I was wrong, I was a child then, but now I’m willing to learn, but we had time against us, miles between us. The heavens cried, I know I left you speechless, but now the sky has cleared and it’s blue and I see my future in you. I’ll be waiting for you when you’re ready to love me again.